gooutfighting:

i have always wanted to know what would it be like when sperm hits the egg in the uterus, is there like an explosion or does confetti come out

theselener:

when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about

egberts:

fasterfood replied to your post:

how to stop tornadoes: go outside and yell at it. say “tornado more like tornadon’t”. then it will stop and go home

dirkinabox:

Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

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vampstiel:

HIS FACEEEEEE HEREE

IVE NEVER WANTED TO HUG ANYONE SOO BADLY IN MY LIFE EVER